May 2013
If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
call you names
tell you weird and personal details about myself
say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
share funny photos from my tumblr dash
actually tell you when i’m upset
try to make conversation with you
just generally act really silly when I’m in a...
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First night alone without a dog or a roommate to keep me company and I’m convinced I hear someone downstairs. I don’t like this at all.
zombles:
Life lesson
never pick a favourite character because they will die
rebecca-blacks-crocs:
neilpatrickheaven:
arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
wait that’s not what the black market is?
fuck
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and i drown in you again: Venue Capacities for... →
daxterdd:
5/29 San Francisco, CA @ The Fillmore - 1150
5/30 Los Angeles, CA @ The House of Blues - 1100
5/31 Anaheim, CA @ The House of Blues - 1100
6/3 Dallas, TX @ The House of Blues - 1625
6/4 Houston, TX @ The House of Blues - 1500
6/6 Nashville, TN @ The Cannery Ballroom - 1000
6/7 Indianapolis, IN @ Deluxe at Old National Centre - 450
6/8 Chicago, IL @ The House of Blues - 1300
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irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
jolypox:
*casually admires own boobs in public*
astrozombina:
oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical
featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
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blainersbee:
hi, so if you post:
klaine
darren criss
chris colfer
crisscolfer
blam
starkid
merlin
sherlock
then please reblog or like and ill check out your blog, buy you a kitten, and love you forever and ever.
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speightdaysaweek:
czystiel:
thetricksterandtheoptimist:
evil-overlordess:
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
In...
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I’ve caught up on Doctor Who and Supernatural, Glee is over… I need a new series to watch. Any suggestions?
hanacabana:
maydaykoigo:
curiouslyhigh:
bunnywith:
tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
actual proof that we are in fact sims.
gallifrey-feels:
endcas:
finitecas:
dear doctor who fandom
we cordially invite you to join us on the floor crying
we’re here for you
with love, the supernatural fandom
you know with the spn fandom i would expect you to be on the ceiling
it’s the sherlock fandom that hit the floor
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Caught up with Supernatural and watched the season finale… right after I watched the Doctor Who season finale. Ouch.
nevvzealand:
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
the-vashta-nerada:
it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.
john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away
the screen turns black
that’s the episode
Worst feelings in the world
sheenathehyena:
datekougyous:
Failing a test you studied really hard for
Getting replaced in a friendship
Getting ignored
Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
Having to fight back tears in front of people
Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
Goodbyes
Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply
That...
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unfollower:
invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
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Watchstut—ter:
WATCH: Backstreet’s Back, Glee’s Vocal Challenge + Viral Screams, plus dudes in labor and Ryan Gosling! (Darren only edit)
HAHAHAHASHDJAMHSDHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOMFG
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“It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or...”
– David Cain, “Procrastination Is Not Laziness” (via pawneeparksdepartment)
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Watch
Darren Criss: Good morning https://vine.co/v/bEbwYzXehJl
